I dreamt that I had an exam in English 101. These were the questions on the exam:
1. Compare and contrast the poetry forms Limerick and Haiku.
2. What factor is used to convert Iambic Pentameter to customary units? SI?
3. Do the recent changes in attitude of what makes a married couple allow rhymed couplets to be formed from pairs of words that are not homonyms? Discuss.
4. Postulate that either the Epic Poem or the Advertising Jingle is superior. Provide a formal proof.
5. Outline a marketing plan for Beowulf Channel, All Beowulf, all the time.